Drumming up business

Well, this is one way to stay in business.

Little Children and Guns DON’T Mix…

But little children and crew-served weapons do! (Click to embiggenify.) Plus, running ammo cans will build up speed, strength, and agility. No down-side there.

On a Lighter Note: Truck Nutz

No, I don’t have any Truck Nutz. I’M NOT AN MP. FAYETTEVILLE — A new study released by the Consumer Reporting Agency has found that military police officers purchase the vast majority of the world’s Truck Nutz, steroids, and penis enlargement pills. The study concluded the average military police officer buys three pairs of Truck Nutz, with most attaching one pair to their truck, one to their patrol car, and one above their desk. The study found this was the most efficient way to ensure they have balls in their face at all times. Any MPs out there care to […]

Commandant Caught Red-Handed! :-)

Oh, please– you knew this was coming. Heh heh, heh.

Donald Rumsfeld, A Documentary

I ran across the trailer for the Documentary: The Unknown Known.  The title of the documentary comes from a DoD briefing in February of 2002 when he famously said: “There are known knowns.”  It was directed by Academy Award winner Errol Morris whom also directed The Fog of War, which was an excellent documentary about the life of Robert McNamara. I’m unsure how I will take this, I grew up in the shadow of war following, 11 SEP 2001.  However, I will say I was well read, knowing of the Neo-Conservative movement and all of the folks that were in […]

Pentagon Shocked By Wave Of ‘Knockout Game’ Attacks‏!

If only! I’d pay to see that.

Some Golden Oldie Humor

From Doctrine Man.; for young Mr. Slater; and how to draw the Army down

Joe’s Language

From NPR, the almost definitive guide to the language of the troops.

Sunday funny

A Sunday funny for your entertainment! It does contain a word not safe for kids.

More Friday Humor: “The Return of Count Spirochete”

I will not even b-e-g-i-n to describe the conversation thread that started with a legitimate topic and ended with the use of the word, “spirochete,” but those of you who know me know that anything is possible. (And usually not in the good way.) Suffice it to say that no sooner had the word floated out of my mouth that co-worker and fellow Marine, Wang, had found this online: E N J O Y. Tax-payer funded. And good animation, too.