PFC Chesty XIV, recently charged with sexually assaulting the Commandant’s leg, has entered a plea of “Not Guilty By Reason of H8rz.” Chesty’s lawyers contend that the young pup was just acting out Chesty’s belief that she is a she in a male dog’s body. The lawyers are preparing a petition to rename the pup “My-Eyes-Are-Above-My-Chesty.” The Commandant, unharmed in the attack, promised to send the young pup straight to the School of Infantry. For more on this newest Devil Dawg.
Some off-color humor to start off the weekend. We need it.
When you can’t afford your own RPG, but still need to bring down troublesome Tyranosaurs, or wind down a sharknado, this is the gun for you!
Back in the saddle, folks. Here are a few odds and ends: – The Ten Oldest Military Vehicles Sill in Service. (Paraguay fields the M3 Stuart??) – Army Declares Bankruptcy. (“The U.S. Army announced it had filed for Chapter 9 bankruptcy protection in federal court Friday, sources confirmed. This long anticipated move follows a decade of borrowing against supplemental congressional funding to pay for the wars in Iraq and Afghanistan, a generous retiree pension plan and decaying on-post infrastructure…”) – Gen M3 PMags at AIMSurplus. (Looks like the supply problem is loosening and prices are dropping. Might we not want [...]
I saw this a few days ago, and I must confess it made me laugh out loud. And like any good joke, it contains a healthy dose of the truth. (ETP0802, I think you will agree.)
Been around for a few days, but MajWDC sent it in, and as he’s been off the net for a bit, we’ll post it up for him. Still funny, no matter what!
Yes! QUANTICO, VA — After failing to capitalize Marine in an official media release, a Public Affairs sergeant was verbally reprimanded and publicly executed Friday before a crowd of spectators outside the Marine Corps Museum, officials report. Let that be a lesson to you all.
It’s never not funny to stick it to those stuffed shirt fucks at West Point, e-s-p-e-c-i-a-l-l-y using their own words. *** Full disclosure: I’ve worked with and for a few West Pointers, a couple of them Marines, and some are outstanding officers and gentlemen. Most, however, are overbearing fuck-heads.
More unadulterated greatness from the DuffelBlog: “We made it about as authentic as we could,” said gunman Tariq Saifullah, referring to the attack in the Korengal Valley that left seven dead and twenty wounded. “We even started by stabbing a pregnant woman to death, but there was some confusion since that’s typically done by the groom following the ceremony.” While deploring the violence, HBO executives are hopeful that the killings are a sign that more and more people in this nation of 31 million potential viewers are watching the show. Although popular around the world, Game of Thrones has been [...]
HA! FORT HOOD, TX – As conventional budget cuts loom on the heels of sequestration, leaders across the military are considering innovative and helpful ways to lower operating costs without hurting unit training or weapons qualifications. However, one common-sense suggestion — “a no-brainer” according to one Pentagon official — has ruined at least one officer’s career on the sprawling Army base of Fort Hood. The suggestion: shrink the enormous 1st Cavalry Division patch down to a size comparable to the rest of the military. Yeah– why is that thing so big? Remember, we Marines nixed the division patches on the uniforms because they’re [...]