“Marine Comes Out To Father As POG”

Continued BRILLIANCE from Duffel Blog. BRYAN, Tx — Highly decorated military veteran Douglas Martin got the shock of a lifetime Sunday when his son, Lance Cpl. Shane Martin, came out of the closet as a POG. Lance Cpl. Martin, currently based out of Camp Pendleton, California, took leave to share the news in person. “My dad thought I was a machine gunner with 3rd Battalion 1st Marines, but I finally told him the truth. I’m a Bulk Fuel Specialist in 1st MHG, and I’m proud.” Well done, DB. Well. Done.

Happy Birthday, Sir Harry Flashman!

Why, it’s Flashy’s birthday, damn your eyes! (Seven-Echo wrote in to remind me, and not a moment too soon, either.) Raise a glass, pinch the serving girl, and kick your native servants!

You might be a General/Admiral if…

You keep 100 Gigs of presentations stored in Outlook. You don’t know why your email takes so long to load. Time to burn that Major in Communications Support again. Your first Enlisted Aide was a strack NCO from a Ranger Battalion. Hooah! Your second Enlisted Aide has breasts. Hooah! You find invitations to EO/EEO/POSH training on your calendar. Well that’s curious… better ask the Lieutentant Colonel why. Your peers are more homogenous than milk. You view Majors like matchsticks: burning any number will suffice to give you that warm feeling. Your Aide-de-Camp is just the right age for your daughter. Your […]

Picture of the Day: The Revolution Begins!

(From WRSA.) I love it.

Room In Gross Disorder

Apologies for light posting on my part. I’ve got a lot I’d like to comment on but less time than I need. I’m moving– only 400 yards up the street from where I live now– but since I’m doing it in phases, my rooms are in gross disorder and the connectivity is too. BTW, you know what’s heavy for its size and hard to move? AMMO. Even in small quantities. But it’s worth the effort. And if you’re in the market for a house and need a mortgage, I strongly recommend Brandy Smith at Private Plus. Of course, it goes […]

Marine Corps PFT Humor

THIS is great: “THREE pull-ups! Hah hah haaaa…” I’m still laughing.

I’m a let you finish

But Keydet Life is the greatest Comic of all time!   To be honest, I haven’t seen stuff this good since my time with the 2eme Bataillion de France.  Those dudes can draw cartoons, these remind me of those days.  Except for the fact that an entire class would face decimation had we run off to the Keys for five days during exams…wait.

Duffel Blog Reviews Top 5 MREs

We need a laugh. And here’s one of DB’s best. DIY Gatorade tastes like Mountain Dew and asparagus pee. It provides a quick energy boost, which will allow you to continue jerking off in the porta-john while you peek out at Sgt. Tamzarian doing CrossFit in her sports bra. … These pasta curls resemble the ears of dead gooks my Vietnam vet uncle keeps in a sack in his old footlocker. They taste exactly the same too. … The corn nuts have a delightful hint of chode. The dried fruit reposes sullenly in your mouth like a flaccid dong … That’s just […]

Vespa (Anti-Tank Variant)

I’M NOT KIDDING. In the 1950s France, in the midst of dealing with insurgencies in its colonies in Algeria and Indochina, recognized a military need for easily transportable artillery that could quickly be deployed to the front lines. It happened upon one very novel solution: a militarized Vespa scooter with a built-in armor-piercing gun. The Vespa 150 TAP, built by French Vespa licensee ACMA, was designed expressly to be used with the French airborne special forces, the Troupes Aéro Portées (TAP). Read the whole thing, and be sure to watch the video. I wonder if it’d work on a KLR650??

“Correct, But Wish to Explain, Sir…”

WOW. This is spectacular. I have not seen a picture of the frozen member, only the special. I applaud that cadet.