Other Marines reported more graphic depictions of sex acts and the ensuing pitfalls.
“Hey, don’t be a dummy, cum on her tummy. We don’t want to add or detract from the population this weekend,” said Bowling, according to witnesses at the brief.
“He kept using these weird code words and innuendo,” said LCpl. Jeff Storm. “Stuff like ‘if you’re planning on sending rounds downrange, use a blank adaptor, because you don’t want to get rodded off the range.’”
Annddd, it goes downhill from there. :-) You’ll love it.
The best part of course is that haven’t we all heard REAL First Sergeants give REAL liberty briefs like this??
(Maybe *MDL* can confirm or deny!!)