“A ‘Star’ Is Porn”

Had a stroke of genius today while ruminating on a possible creative venture. I think it would be great fun to make a porn video that re-enacts, in exact detail and with an eye toward correct uniforms and rank insignia, the evidence and testimony in BG Sinclair’s court martial proceedings. Sort of a dramatized documentary– a cock-umentary, if you will– but with no artistic license taken. Just a strict adherence to the facts and evidence.

And I have the perfect title: “A ‘Star’ Is Porn.”

And an even better idea: use young Army vets for the actors. What former SPC or SGT with one or two or three miserable tours in Afghanistan wouldn’t want to do that?

Who’s with me?? We can’t lose.

Comments

  1. ETP0802 says:

    Were the soldiers in question on his staff?

    I can see the credits now:

    Creative consultant: The Evil Clown

    Evil Clown Productions

  2. Townie-76 says:

    Should we call it Jeff Does Afghanistan, or perhaps Deep Throat Too

  3. DaveO says:

    I'd like to review the evidence.

  4. Sam L. says:

    Back in Titan II days, there was talk about someone should write a book "Sin In The Silo; or, We Did It In The W"(flame deflector at bottom of launch duct).