BREAKING NEWS: “Navy’s Outbreak of Drug-Resistant Gonorrhea Traced to Single Bar Hog”

Waaaaay too close to reality. Uhhh… Or so I’m told.

Navy brass is now scrambling to keep sailors away from bar hog Tiffany McCarthey, 24, a carrier of drug-resistant gonorrhea that has spread to sailors all throughout the fleet.

I wouldn’t know anything about that.

Comments

  1. Maj W says:

    Hey stop disparaging my wife, Tiff's a nice girl.

  2. ETP0802 says:

    You have her #? I still need to find a date for the Ball.

  3. mindy1 says:

    Why is military humor so twisted :)

  4. Matt says:

    I just loves me some Del Taco…