Since Tango Seven-Six got the humor ball rolling, and I’m pretty happy to be in Kuwait, here’s a good one courtesy of “Abu Musa” at CSTC-A CJ-5…
A duck walks into a health food store, looks up at the clerk and asks, “You got any duck food here?”
The clerk replies, “No. It’s a health food store. We sell health food.”
So the duck turns around and walks out.
The next day the duck walks in, asks the same question and gets the same answer. And then the day after that, too.
On the fourth day, the duck walks in, looks up at the clerk and asks, “You got any duck food here?”
The clerk leans over and says emphatically, “NO. WE DO NOT. And if you come in here again with that stupid question, I’m going to nail your feet to the floor.”
So the duck turns around and walks out.
On the next day, the clerk sees the duck walk in, look up and ask, “You got any nails here??”
The clerk gives him a WTF look and says, “No, of course not.”
So the duck answers, “Good. You got any duck food?”
