I heard this one today, too good not to pass on. How the services react to this three word command, Secure the Building.
The Navy, turns out the lights, turns down the heat, ensure the desk are clean and the doors locked.
The Army establishes a perimeter, restrict entry in or out, request additional forces and supplemental appropriations, institutes General Order #1, and prepares a 100 slide PowerPoint presentation detailing the way ahead.
The Marines form a MAGTF, assault the building, level it, and return home.
The Air Force immediately secures a 30 year lease on the building.
