Awesome: Man says veteran status should let him steal candy

New military discount!

FORT PIERCE, Fla. (AP) – Authorities arrested a man who claimed he was justified in stealing candy at a truck stop because he had served in the military. Police said an officer confronted a 31-year-old man at the truck stop early Monday morning. The officer reported finding several packages of candy and nuts, two black T-shirts and a 20 oz. bottle of beer in his pockets.

He said he had paid for all the items, but a clerk denied ringing up any purchases for him.

A report stated that while in the patrol vehicle, the man screamed out the window that he had served in the military over in Iraq and could steal all the M&M’S he wanted.

His veteran status could not be immediately verified.

The man was charged with retail theft and was being held on $5,000 bail.

The benefits just keep getting sweeter and sweeter…. No pun, of course!

(ugh, I keep telling you all to quit reading this awful blog…)

Comments

  1. frank says:

    I know it’s an old post, but obvious someone still reads these things other than me. Someone just posted an awsome account at the end of this http://op-for.com/mt/mt-tb.cgi/651 if it’s true.

  2. frank says: