Picture of the Day: OMG!!!!

Heh, John Donovan took the high ground and made fun of the uniform wear.

Me? My mind is in the gutter, with visions of fraternization dancing in my head. Hard not to notice that the second button down is fighting for its life.

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I couldn’t get past the picture for the back story, so go to Donovan’s for details.

Update: Plot synopsis from IMDB -

When fluffy, bubble gum movie star Megan Parker suddenly finds herself broke and humiliated in the public eye, she wanders from the wreckage of a car accident and witlessly enlists in the U.S. Army hoping in vain that it will change her life.

The word I’m looking for lies somewhere between blech and yak.

Comments

  1. BC says:

    I’ll go see it. If not for the script, then for the aesthetics.

  2. mindy abraham says:

    I am willing to bet this would be a hit for military men, not because it is correct.

  3. Jason B says:

    Yeah, she’s wearing earings and makeup, but beyond that……damn. I want her number! Allow me to plant my head firmly in the gutter.

  4. ben says:

    Hardest working buttons I’ve ever seen.

  5. There is so much that is so wrong with that picture on so many levels.

    Then again, NICE RACK!

  6. bullnav says:

    ROGER what Skippy said…(beat me to the punch).

  7. 8^ )

  8. Richard says:

    MERCY!!

    pass

  9. OB says:

    I hope they made those buttons “Army Strong!!”

  10. GM Cassel AMH1(AW) USN RET says:

    I read/heard somewhere that Jessica Simpson was a so-so singing voice with a Great Set o Sweater Puppies. Don’t know about the singing voice, but They are Great!!!!!!!!

  11. ear says:

    I knew I loved the Army for some reason… :D

  12. LtCol P says:

    Mmmmmmm, beeeeeeeeeeerrr…

  13. Andrew says:

    You know, for some reason, I REALLY want to go see that movie, but I can’t put my finger on it.

  14. JohnW says:

    Without quite reading the entire post (I was distracted!), I thought this was about those Ukrainian army chicks, and I thought, “Funny, that one looks alot like Jessica Simpson!”

  15. Matt says:

    Sounds like it will be a remake of Private Benjamin, or maybe Stripes, or a combination of the two. Oh, what the heck, guess I’ll have to go see for myself.

  16. MarkD says:

    She should join the Marines. That would definitely change her life.

  17. Re:”She should join the Marines. That would definitely change her life.”

    Or just sleep with me. That does not require a four year commitment………….