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If Chuck Norris had a CAC Card

By John

Hypothetically speaking, of course.

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March 16, 2008 01:07 PM    Humor

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Treho   ·  March 16, 2008 01:21 PM

Chuck Norris doesn't need a CAC card; HE decides who gets on base.

LtCol P   ·  March 16, 2008 02:01 PM

Chueck Norris in the Air Force? Don't think so.

Army or Marine Corps. Then again, I keep thinking of him in "Delta Force" (the feel good movie of the 80's).

"Colonel, its the Major!"

Skippy-san   ·  March 16, 2008 04:30 PM

yah I'm kinda biased.

John   ·  March 16, 2008 04:50 PM


Skippy,

Mr. Norris served in the AF from '58 to '62 as an Air Policeman.

mkelly   ·  March 16, 2008 04:55 PM

PWND!!!!

John   ·  March 16, 2008 04:57 PM

Chuck Norris is a Weapon of Mass Destruction

Chuck Norris does not get shot, he lets bullets touch his body so they feel better about themselves, right before he round-house kicks them

SSgt OB   ·  March 16, 2008 09:53 PM

Remember the old green one? It was the Geneva card of our day. I joined when most of ya were still tied to the strings.

GM Cassel AMH1(AW) USN RET   ·  March 17, 2008 04:57 AM

I, for one, am thoroughly offended that you would sully the Great One's CAC card with an "O" in his rank. How about E-10?

And, yes, I remember the old ID card. I've been through three versions. The old one that you could make in your living room with a cheap laminating machine and a passport photo. The last one we had which was, at least, computer generated and looked a little more professional. And now the CAC card... which is pretty cool until the Army required it to change your AKO password without considering that not many people have card readers attached to their personal computers at home.

Joel   ·  March 17, 2008 05:56 AM

lOL at this.

mindy abraham   ·  March 17, 2008 08:53 AM

"CAC Card" is redundant.

C - Common
A - Access
C - Card

Common Access Card Card

nork   ·  June 13, 2008 08:42 AM

LOVE THE NORRIS CAC, JUST USED IT TO MAKE A "REMEMBER YOUR CAC" REMINDER ON THE OFFICE DOOR. WWCND, NOT FORGET TO PULL OUT HIS CAC! W00T

MAC   ·  June 19, 2008 05:35 AM

Hey nork - in the IT community, they are referred to as CAC cards. Regardless of the redundancy. Actually, DoD is really the only entity that even calls it CAC - everyone else just refers to it as a smart card and they are nothing new. I was issued my first smart card in college 15 years ago.

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