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So I was reprimanded the other day...

By John

Because the abbreviation for "Lieutenant" in my powerpoint briefing was soldier-style LT instead of Air Force style Lt. Exact words? "Son, this is not the Army." Noted.

In other news, I hear there's a war going on.

February 14, 2008 05:55 AM    Leadership

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That's the way we do it in the Navy...you shoulda told him THAT.

bullnav   ·  February 14, 2008 06:24 AM

BullNav is spot on.

Of course during my IA trips I grew accustomed to "Captain" & "Major" as well.

LT & LCDR are far too different to grasp apparently.

That's ok, didn't affect my pay or sex life, so it really didn't matter.
DS

Desert Sailor   ·  February 14, 2008 06:30 AM

I was too depressed from the absurdity of it all to think of a quick comeback.

Is it just me, or are powerpoints more about aestetics than substance?

John   ·  February 14, 2008 06:38 AM

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Steve   ·  February 14, 2008 06:50 AM

How can we expect to win the war with leaders who can't rite right? Never lose your focus! Take the criticism like a man and be better for it!

ManlyDad   ·  February 14, 2008 07:21 AM

LOL......the fact that leaders have nothing else better to do than B!tch about LT or Lt. they shouyld be more concerned if there training is effective or not.

God no wonder I am not a garrison soldier. Give me the field with a rainproof notebook and to hell with death by powerpoint.

Coyote 06   ·  February 14, 2008 07:53 AM

How can we expect to win the war with leaders who can't rite right? Never lose your focus! Take the criticism like a man and be better for it!

Eh... I don't have a problem with criticism. I went to a school that specialized in it. I do have a serious problem with nitpicky nonsense though.

John   ·  February 14, 2008 07:56 AM

John,

No such word as nitpicky, should use nitpicking......

/smartass

Old Tanker   ·  February 14, 2008 08:18 AM

No worse then 6 members of congress worrying whether Roger Clemens' enormous head is the result of being repeatedly stuck in the ass with a needle instead of say, the war, the economy, immigration.

Doug (old Army Corporal)   ·  February 14, 2008 09:05 AM

John, with all of the nonsense going on, they focus on this! They're "majoring on minors and minoring on majors!" Let get back to "Major on majors and minor on minors!"

From one GRUMPY old vet!

Grumpy   ·  February 14, 2008 09:56 AM

Should have asked him if you capitalize Airmen like the Army capitalizes Soldiers....

And yes, Powerpoint is the ultimate in form over function.

SSG Jeff (USAR)   ·  February 14, 2008 09:59 AM

gotta go over to Castle ARGHHH and see the takeoff on the BUD brief; after reading this post, you'll really appreciate it!

http://www.thedonovan.com/archives/funnystuff/Last%20Night%20at%20the%20BUB.WMV

lela   ·  February 14, 2008 10:08 AM

You should have told him that you'd correct it and have it on his desk by half-past 1400.

Pia   ·  February 14, 2008 12:21 PM

Ohhhhhhhhh, gawd, I just laughed so hard my stomach hurt at that link provided lela.

So many memories . . .

TRO   ·  February 14, 2008 12:52 PM

Maj MAJ: LtCol LTC: Col COl: BGen BG: MajGen MG: LtGen LG: it's all so confusing...

And, why is a Lieutenant a Captain and a Captain a Colonel?

Anonymous   ·  February 14, 2008 01:03 PM

1) Clearly, you didn't get the big picture.

2) Although I use Powerpoint a lot in my teaching, let me recommend highly this book:

"The Cognitive Style of PowerPoint" by Edward R. Tufte. Using specific examples, Tufte explains how PowerPoint's templates "usually weaken verbal and spatial reasoning and almost always corrupt statistical analysis," and describes concrete ways to improve content of presentations.

Acad Ronin   ·  February 14, 2008 04:36 PM

John,

Next time I'll push my tongue into my cheek much more firmly...

ManlyDad   ·  February 14, 2008 06:29 PM

Boy, what were you thinking! I think you need remedial study and just go to your room!

Seg   ·  February 14, 2008 07:11 PM

"I wanna be a Powerpoint ranger ..."

John   ·  February 14, 2008 09:01 PM

Son, this is not the Army....Hell, it's not even the armed forces!

Marine6   ·  February 15, 2008 07:25 AM

"Is it just me, or are powerpoints more about aestetics than substance?"

It's not just you.

Eagle1   ·  February 15, 2008 07:35 AM

Tell him the Army Air Corps is coming back...

MarkD   ·  February 15, 2008 09:38 AM

Well, I work in a joint billet, and properly abbreviated ranks allows you to get a better idea of who will be better at what. For example, anyone who has lower case letters in their rank can't plan their way out of a wet paper bag.


You've heard of the Air Force one step planning process? "Step one: find an Army guy."

Andrew   ·  February 15, 2008 10:50 AM

Andrew,

Let me remind you about the largest urban fight since Hue City and one of the largest successes of OIF. Operation Phantom Fury was planned by MajGens, Cols and LtCols.

Richard S. Lowry   ·  February 15, 2008 11:57 AM

Richard,

Roger, Marines can plan. Correction noted.

Andrew   ·  February 15, 2008 01:43 PM

WTF! Scr*w 'em if they can't think without bullet points. Bet they can't do an op-order with a grease pencil and the buttstock of an M-14. (Did I just give my age away? Ranger school, anyone?)

Alan Briley, RN   ·  February 16, 2008 08:09 PM

This is my PowerPoint.

There are many like it, but this one is mine.

Consul-At-Arms   ·  February 17, 2008 09:51 PM

It's ok. I'm here with the Army, and they can't figure out LCDR for anything!

and for the guy who asked: Navy LT's are Captains to the other branches, and Navy Captains are Colonels. Why? Because we're strange. :)

Fast Nav   ·  February 18, 2008 01:03 PM

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