John has his “Obligatory Halloween Thriller Post” — John, just how old were you in ’82?? I’ll see your King of Pop and raise you a Poe-m, to wit, the greatest reading of “The Raven” eva.
RAPID UPDATE– Dammit, Beavis!! The youtube link doesn’t work, so you’ll have to make do with the original text.
Enjoy.
Update 2 (John): Got it fixed. This was a great call on Col P’s part. I think that “stupid seraphim” is the quote of the day.

Here’s a Halloween poem:
Trick or treat;
Smell my feet;
Give me something good to eat.
EPILOGUE:
Oh, no, it’s Uncle Pete.
Cap’n Vic! You scare me.
p
The text just isn’t the same as the original Simpsonian interpretation….