Toilet Humor

This has nothing to do with military matters, but I think we can all use a laugh. I know I can. If you aren’t amused by, or indeed easily offended by, scatological humor, don’t read on.

I have a singing toilet at home. Mrs LtCol P is getting tired of it, so I googled “singing toilet” to see what would come up. I got this, which in addition to being informative, rewarded me with unforeseen amusements, to wit– innocuous references to…


“BALL COCK”

and

“COCK WASHERS.”

That is all; return to what you were doing.

Comments

  1. Old Tanker says:

    I’d say something about the BALLSEAT ya know….making sure the BALLCOCK SEATS PROPERLY on the COCKWASHER…..

    but then again, I’m above all that….

  2. olga says:

    I would say that you both are hilarious…

    I needed some laugh tonight, thanks :o)

  3. bullnav says:

    You have a singing toilet?!?

    My dogs would lose their minds…

    Funny post…I about fell out of my chair this morning.

  4. DaveO says:

    Hmmm, give a cat sock/ a dog a box/ a Redleg an internet connection and they are amused for hours!

  5. Sam L. says:

    When I was a student at the U. of Missouri in the early 60′s, the student union’s first-floor men’s room had toilets that snickered (how it sounded to me) when flushed.

  6. Joe Eversole says:

    LMAO

    Thanks Col.