This has nothing to do with military matters, but I think we can all use a laugh. I know I can. If you aren’t amused by, or indeed easily offended by, scatological humor, don’t read on.
I have a singing toilet at home. Mrs LtCol P is getting tired of it, so I googled “singing toilet” to see what would come up. I got this, which in addition to being informative, rewarded me with unforeseen amusements, to wit– innocuous references to…
“BALL COCK”
and
“COCK WASHERS.”
That is all; return to what you were doing.

I’d say something about the BALLSEAT ya know….making sure the BALLCOCK SEATS PROPERLY on the COCKWASHER…..
but then again, I’m above all that….
I would say that you both are hilarious…
I needed some laugh tonight, thanks :o)
You have a singing toilet?!?
My dogs would lose their minds…
Funny post…I about fell out of my chair this morning.
Hmmm, give a cat sock/ a dog a box/ a Redleg an internet connection and they are amused for hours!
When I was a student at the U. of Missouri in the early 60′s, the student union’s first-floor men’s room had toilets that snickered (how it sounded to me) when flushed.
LMAO
Thanks Col.