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Reality vs. the Gun Control Advocate

By John

“Excuse me, do you, do you know about guns?”

She's talking to me.

“A bit.”
“I'm terrified of guns.”

I hold out my hands as if checking for rain.

“Sounds crazy, I know, thing is—do you think the salesman is going to be much longer?”
“There's tons of paperwork if you buy a gun. Tons.”

Her eyes dart about, then she just looks at me straight-on:

“Thing is, he's going to kill me.”

True story. Read the whole thing, I doubt you'll find a more devastating indictment of the anti-gun lobby.

In other news, I can't believe Lt Col P hasn't created a "Firearms" category yet....

Update: Reality vs. Gun Control, example numero dos. Hotel Tango: Mary Katharine

Bullnav says: New category. Fixed.

June 29, 2007 12:57 PM Firearms