I’ve got another column up over at Townhall.com. One where I use lots of important sounding military phrases and words like “paradigm.”
I wanted to title it “IRAN IS TEH SUXOR!!!!!” but Mary Katharine wouldn’t let me. She also spell-checked the hell out of it….did you guys know there was an “h” in dinghy? Seriously.

“All your sailor are belong to us!!!” would have been appropriate too.
Good article, John.
By the way, still haven’t watched Downfall, my friends keep changing their plans. I’m still looking forward to seeing it, but want to make it a social event.
thanks Nicholas.
Dude, def watch with some friends. I couldn’t shut the hell up when I watched it with my buddy….gives you quite a bit to discuss.
Congratulations. Good job. And yes, I did know there was an “h” in “dinghy” otherwise you are describing something that needs more Chlorox. That said, I hope they don’t polish you up too much, we like you the way you are. Content matters more than appearance, we can follow you just fine.
thanks Maggie! I like to think of it as a pig wearing a rolex or perfuming a corpse :)