Sneaky Brits stealing Air Force gas.
Didn’t we go to war for this or something? You know, gas? At least that’s what a giant paper mache head of Donald Rumsfeld told me the other day.
However, I digress. The fuel is all theirs if they’re helping our Zoomie freedom fighters serve a giant helping of precision guided justice to the Taliban. You know, out there in that other theater.
