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Conflicted on Khatami

By Lt Col P

I'm of two minds on how to handle former Iranian "president" Mohammad Khatami's visit to the U.S. NRO had a good back-and-forth on the subject.

COA 1: Give him a free pass to all fifty states. Neither hinder him nor assist him in his trip. Let him see exactly what the U.S. is all about, or as much as he can in a short visit. And let him get up close and personal with as many Americans as he wants to, or can stand. Especially some former hostages.

COA 2: Seize him, beat the Shi'ite out of him, humiliate him on camera and hold him for 444 days.

Like I said, I'm conflicted. It's a coin-toss, folks. Help me out.

On the other hand, I'm not at all conflicted on what needs to be done with this POS.

September 3, 2006 04:16 AM    The Long War

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How about combine the two? Put him a dunking booth filled with piranhas, then take it on a road trip around the US. You could make it a booth at State Fairs...... ;)

Brett   ·  September 3, 2006 05:24 AM

Get him the best New York hookers money can buy and photograph compromising pictures of him. Once they're published, he won't go back to Iran for fear of being put to death, so we strike a bargain: Tell us everything you know about the Iranian nuclear program and war plans and you can have asylum here.

Andy   ·  September 3, 2006 06:05 AM

Just deny him a visa. Attribute it to something mundane and embarassing.

JD Sherman   ·  September 3, 2006 06:21 AM

When he arrives at the airport turn him around and send him back after a brief detention. Claim with proof to sent him back becuase his bags contained sex oils, exotic sex rubs, bottle viagra, and some lube known to be used by flakes to well cut down on the friction lets say. Make this very public on TV with pictures of the siezed materials someone looking proffestional explaing the uses for such and that its all legal but like everyone knows "we no longer can fly with liguids". It would be funny and we may even get lucky and the Iranain government would string him up for US when he returns.

Of course I am just kidding but I do find it pretty dam disappointing that HAVARD supposibly a Ivy league cream of the crop US colledge would give the invite. But then I guess the colledges being long infiltrated is old news.

One great thing to come out of this visit was Peanut Carter once again was humiliated by Iran. Carter jumped to talk to Iran making statements and such but (just like last time Carter dealt with Iran) they just humilitated his p*ssy a*s. That alone was almost worth the visit to me.

C-Low   ·  September 3, 2006 08:24 AM

I actually live about 20 minutes from where he will be speaking tommorrow and I might go and do a post about it at Securitywatchtower.com.

Should be interesting. I'd love to be able to grill him with some questions.

Mark   ·  September 3, 2006 12:42 PM

Gentlemen, I'm surprised at you. Have you not thought of sending him to Guantanamo? You know, a 'tour' so to speak, a videoed tour, to play round the world, especially the cell with his name over it.

Maewynia   ·  September 3, 2006 01:33 PM

COA2.

But light of the ugly press that COA2 would bring... a possible COA3 whould be to "secure" him when he gets off the plane, "debrief" him on issues he knows about "things"... should take about a week or two. Then send him packing back to Iran humiliated.

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