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Naming Your Planes 101

By John

Introducing the F-35 "Black Mamba."

The Air Force chief of staff will name the F-35 Joint Strike Fighter by June 30, choosing from six monikers that range from the historic to the arcane, military and industry officials say. The Air Force and Navy both proposed Lightning II, while the Marine Corps advocated Spitfire II, said a U.S. officer familiar with the deliberations.The Air Force also submitted finalists Cyclone and Reaper, this officer said.The finalists also include two more curious suggestions – Black Mamba and Piasa.

Black Mamba? I guess Philippine Spitting Cobra and Gaboon Viper were already taken....

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***Charlie adds (snarkily):

"In Africa, the saying goes 'In the bush, an elephant can kill you, a leopard can kill you, and a black mamba can kill you. But only with the mamba is death sure.' Hence its handle, 'Death Incarnate.'" Pretty cool, huh?"

May 30, 2006 02:09 PM    Humor ~ Tech

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Or is it Black Mamba because it is sneaky and slaps people in the face while they are asleep? Wildboys (it's a stupid show, but it would be funny if this were the case).

Mike   ·  May 30, 2006 06:05 PM

Spitfire II was suggested? Surely that would only work for an all-british fighter- not that there's likely to be one again (the last was the Sea Harrier).

Warren Smith   ·  May 30, 2006 06:36 PM

I like “Reaper” although like spitfire for Britain, Reaper would probably ban the plane to the US only service. Reaper would just be to deadly sounding for the Euro’s.

"Piasa" What that sounds like well ----- in English and Italian ehh Piazan what were they thinking?

http://www.altonweb.com/history/piasabird/


What is Biloxi getting in on the F-35? heheh

C-Low   ·  May 30, 2006 07:00 PM

Admittedly, to see a black mamba in the bush, especially in strike mode, is a very impressive sight and even the bravest of men have been known to lose control of their sphincters. One of the British heroes of the Anglo Zulu war never recieved the acclaim that was his reward because after the war was over he was struck by one of these snakes and died shortly thereafter. If the USAF feels that venomous reptiles indigenous to the USA don't make the cut call the aircraft the "Mamba". I must admit that the "Timber Rattlesnake" is a bit of a mouthfull.

African Moonbat   ·  May 30, 2006 10:59 PM

That last bit in the post sounds like it came from Kill Bill.

James   ·  May 31, 2006 09:44 AM

I believe that the initial quote is from "Kill Bill Vol. 2". Without revealing any spoilers, Darryl Hannah (a.k.a California Mountain Snake) is talking with Michael Madson (a.k.a. Sidewinder). Uma Thurman's code name is Black Mamba.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0378194/

Bruce E   ·  May 31, 2006 10:17 AM

Charlie already linked the Kill Bill quote guys...

John   ·  May 31, 2006 10:30 AM

Stealth Fighter to JSF: "Snort. Black Mamba? I should have been motherf%$king Black Mamba."

John   ·  June 1, 2006 04:07 AM

Better than the Black Mambo....

Holmes: I'm reminded of the curious case of the Manchurian Mambo...

Watson: Holmes, could I have a word?

Holmes: Yes, what is it?

Watson: I believe that was the Manchurian Mamba.

Holmes: Mambo, mamba. What's the difference?

Watson: Well, very little, except that one is a deadly, poisonous snake, while the other is a rather festive Carribean dance.

Holmes: It was a night like any other, when suddenly a knock came at the door. I opened it, and there were these Manchurians, doing a rather festive Carribean dance...

-Ben Kingsley and Michael Caine in "Without a Clue"

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test   ·  July 22, 2006 12:36 AM

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