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By John

Moussaoui Spared the Death Penalty

Al-Qaida conspirator Zacarias Moussaoui escaped the death penalty Wednesday as a jury decided he deserved life in prison instead for his role in the bloodiest terrorist attack in U.S. history. "America, you lost," Moussaoui taunted.

Well, let's hope that -in lieu of lethal injection- the 72 virgins Moussaoui was hoping for are replaced with 72 overweight jailbird Bubbas who will spend the next 60 years his life playing the slide trombone with his behind.

**Updated Goat Blogging!** Uncle Jimbo recommends the 72 Goat solution, and does it with a straight face.

May 3, 2006 06:19 PM    The Long War

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Comments

rofl!!

Katie   ·  May 3, 2006 06:24 PM

Lighten up Francis,

There are plenty of jihadis to kill, this was was a Deet de dee a la Carlos Mencia.

You know you could always join the Army and actually go shoot some of these rat bastards. That's where Charlie's been, Hell I bet he notched a couple of dozen over the weekend.

Cordially,m

Uncle J

Uncle J   ·  May 3, 2006 06:50 PM

Oh and fail to properly cite the 72 goats and I will arrange for your tromboning.

Cordially,

Uncle J

Uncle J   ·  May 3, 2006 06:53 PM

At the risk of being reprimanded by Uncle Jimbo - I found the jury's comments very disheartening. Seeing his father behaving in a violent manner toward his mother was a mitigating circumstance? YGTBFKM!

Maggie   ·  May 3, 2006 08:31 PM

He is on a special porcine diet.

In a concrete tomb.

No windows.

No commity with humanity.

Dead man waiting.

Believe you me... he WANTED to die.

blert   ·  May 4, 2006 12:11 AM

What he said he wanted or didn't want shouldn't even have entered into it. This doesn't do right by the fighters of Flt. 93.

jordan   ·  May 4, 2006 05:18 AM

Also remember, a dead terrorist is a martyr for the cause, but one in jail is mostly just one in jail.

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